10 Things About… the Endless Commercials During March Madness

If you’re like me, you’ve been watching the NCAA tournament live, and thus been subjected to an endless array of the same 10 commercials. As an award-winning, ad genius type, here are my very deep thoughts about those spots:

1. Who was the advertising genius who said, “Y’know what the Samuel L., Spike Lee and Charles Barkley trio is missing? A viking. With a goat.”

(Just kidding. This idea didn’t come from an ad genius, it likely came from a client genius, which is a bit like saying military…